Oh goodness, here you are again, once more ignoring all of our warnings. How many times do we have to tell you that tiny kittens are the biggest criminals? How many times do we have to warn you of the risk of viewing this listicle? Yes, itty bitty kitties are awwdorable, but they are also dangerous. They have abilities over us like no other creature in the world.
These precious kittens can and do make us aww uncontrollably, they make our stomachs fill with butterflies, and they give us the strongest desire to adopt yet another kitten – even though we already have six. They even have the power to make us create this listicle every single week, showcasing the smallest kittens – i.e. the biggest criminals. That’s how whipped we are for them, and if you continue into this listicle, you will be the same. So, heed our warnings and turn back before these criminal kittens steal your hearts too. And if you wish to continue… don’t be surprised if you’ve adopted yet another kitten by the end of the day.
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