Diesel The Cattorney Is Waiting For Your Call To Issue A Complaint About Having To Go Into Work Today (Video)

Well, we hope you have managed to land with the grace of a falling feline on your feet this new working week. However, if you have not and are in need of compensation then you have most certainly found yourself in the right place as today we step into the world of Diesel the Cattorney. As you will see from Diesel’s infomercial below, he does generally specialize in accident claims, but our inside sources tell us that in Diesel’s world, the term accident stretches far and wide.

From one’s hooman forgetting to feed them, all the way to issuing complaints about accidentally waking up on time and having to go to work, Diesel will take on any accident related case with furry fury. So you can rest easy and call Diesel to get compensation for the terror that is having to commit to a working life and wake up every morning to drag yourself into the office.

Catnip for the Soul: Subscribe to our newsletter meow for your weekly dose of feline funnies!